OLD INTERNET™
make twitter feel like the old internet.
a free chrome extension.
★★★★★ "I haven't felt this happy since Y2K!" — PCWorld
★★★★★ "Finally a product that respects the user." — ZDNet
★★★★★ "11/10 would dial up again." — Wired
★ HISTORICAL ARTIFACT ★
this is what they took from us
this is the twitter we miss. bring it back ↓
★ SHOWCASE ★ — see it in action!! ★
the most online man on earth, on the least online twitter
- OS
- Windows 95 or higher · Mac OS 8.5+
- Processor
- Pentium II 233 MHz
- Memory
- 16 MB RAM (32 MB recommended)
- Connection
- 28.8k modem
- Browser
- Google Chrome (or Netscape 4.0+ with shim)
- Disk Space
- 1.2 MB free
- Sound Card
- Sound Blaster 16 compatible (optional)
COMPATIBILITY CHART
| Platform | Status |
|---|---|
| Windows 95 | ✓ COMPATIBLE |
| Windows 98 | ✓ COMPATIBLE |
| Windows ME | ✓ COMPATIBLE (godspeed) |
| Mac OS 8.5+ | ✓ COMPATIBLE |
| Linux | ✗ use a real OS |
| WebTV | ✗ no |
| iPhone | ✗ does not exist yet |
| Palm Pilot | ⚠ untested |
INSTALLATION INSTRUCTIONS:
- Click the big green DOWNLOAD button.
- Wait for download to complete (28.8k modem: ~3 minutes).
- Open the file.
- Internet ages backward.
- Touch grass.
KNOWN ISSUES:
May cause sudden urge to print out emails. Side effects include nostalgia, AIM nostalgia, and inability to use Twitter normally ever again. Not responsible for damaged friendships when forwarding chain emails. Best paired with a CRT monitor and a Snapple.
more skins coming soon!
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▶ RELEASING 12/06 ◀✏ NEW MESSAGES! ✏
★ SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!! ★
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~ a message from the webmasters ~
i miss the old internet
dialup screaming "get off the phone"
i miss the old internet
with weird little pages made by weird little kids
i miss the old internet
before the feed knew my name
i miss the old internet
before every scroll was a sale
i miss the old internet
and i think the old internet misses me too
★ THE WEBMASTERS ★
made by srijan, pratyush & claude code.